nobody asked…

I love to grill and will tackle almost anything that doesn’t move too much. Plus I am a gadget-freak by birth, choice and the grace of the gods. And for indulging my gadgetness, there’s no better way to kill a few minutes than browsing Sporty’s catalog. They have so many really gonzo neat things that you’re just not likely to find at your local WalMart or Home Depot. Request their dead-tree catalog - good quick read for your morning constitutional library, although the paper is a bit too glossy and slick for more practical use in that shrine.

But when I stumbled across this one, even I balked. Part of the real manly thrill of grilling is standing over it sweating, cursing and having another swig of cold brew while watching your subjects burn to a crisp. Don’t think I’ll order one today… although … it does say “batteries included.”