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Bargain Basement Cheap Thrills…

February 03rd, 2007 | Category: Laugh Out Loud, Realities

Many of you will remember my post from last October titled Any Volunteers, Ladies?, repeated here:

Let’s see … even after adding the exorbitant Tennessee Sales Tax, this comes to less than $4.00 per person. Not bad for a night of fun and games…

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Now comes a spam email which caught my eye after it was trapped by my spam filter. The subject read:

Two Days of GREAT SEX for under $5!

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Assuming that is the price for one person, we have a really hot deal here at $2.50 per day. This beats the heck out of the exhorbitant pricing on the three-fer advertised on the sign. Of course, we really need more details to make a good comparision. Maybe the cheap sex of the email message was nothing more than sending you alone into a small room equipped with a stack of well-worn porn mags. And surely the companionship and conversation would be worth at least a buck-and-a-half…

Incidentally, as of two days ago, the Menage-A-Trois marquee was still there after a run of at least four months…

7 Comments so far

  1. Joy February 3rd, 2007 3:56 pm

    What do you think Winston? That sign is still up for some reason. It certainly would catch my attention….if not my patronage.

  2. Teressa Flye February 3rd, 2007 4:31 pm

    Considering the sorry state of TN government, and the sky-high sales tax, sex should be paid for by the govenernment. Oh, that’s right…they don’t even pay for decent health care for their kids! My 16-year-old daughter lost her TNCrap because her father “makes too much”…a little over $7 an hour as a Certified Butt Wiper at a nursing home.

    I’m so glad I left….

  3. Em February 3rd, 2007 5:07 pm

    Heck, two days of average sex would be a bargain at $5! But to take it to the level of great sex…geez, you just can’t beat that deal!

  4. Misty February 3rd, 2007 5:25 pm

    Sounds to me like one of those freebie sample offers, the $ is for the S & H. You know the ones, if the effects of this product lasts longer than 4 hours, see your doctor.

  5. Stu Savory February 4th, 2007 8:00 am

    The other two are probably from the DHS and the IRS respectively, very much into torture and S&M, and are going to flay you alive ;-)

    Nothing new there then ;-)

  6. Maria February 5th, 2007 6:11 pm

    Quite the sign, but if it is too good to be true, it probably isn’t.

  7. jackie February 10th, 2007 5:57 pm

    wonder how many people that eat there know it means something other than meat, taters and tea…