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Bush with Carrot

Several things come to mind immediately. Funny, I have a sudden craving for a cigar. Let’s hear you best caption suggestions… No holds barred…

[Credit Crooks & Liars email newsletter, March 30, 2007]

9 Comments so far

  1. John B. March 31st, 2007 6:55 am

    “It’s okay . . . you’ll be held for months before your hearing, deported to your country; but you’ll sneak back here again, and these carrots will still be here, waiting. It’ll be like you never left.”

  2. Em March 31st, 2007 8:04 am

    Is that a carrot in your pocket, Mr President? Or are you just happy to see me?

  3. Elsie March 31st, 2007 8:42 am

    I will not withdraw until we win.

  4. Bonnie March 31st, 2007 8:58 pm

    Speaking of pictures of food, your selection of the plate of seafood is truly mouthwatering. I have enjoyed your choices of graphics for the website. Do you get these off calendars, from cookbooks, where?

  5. Winston April 1st, 2007 8:35 am

    Good start, people. But you can do better than that. Here’s my first thought:

    “Bill liked cigars, but carrots are healthier for us.”

  6. Jimmy April 1st, 2007 9:28 pm

    Wow letting these people cross the border and give them a 5 dollar per hour job… it feels good.

  7. Elsie April 2nd, 2007 6:16 am

    Winston, I was originally going to go with something about weapons of mass destruction but didn’t want to give George too much credit.

  8. newscoma April 2nd, 2007 5:31 pm

    This is just so wrong on so many levels but it is Geo. Bush so that explains it.
    I will go with: My Bill Cosby sweater makes me trustworthy. Want a carrot?

    Okay, that sucked.

  9. ainelivia April 7th, 2007 8:50 am

    “Does sorting these carrots embolden you into thinking you are a US citizen?”

    “Are you paid the minimum wage, or the illegal rate?”

    Notice Bolton has used the “emboldened” worry again re the 15 British Navy personnel that Iran returned.