How Do They Find Me?
… Quite Wonderful, I Hope…
Taking a cue from Charles Hill at Dustbury, who reports his findings from time to time, I decided to take a peek at the search engine queries that landed people on my humble blog. Overwhelmingly, the hits came from Google, but Yahoo and some of the other search engines were also represented. Many of the search terms were predictable, but a few got my attention, made me scratch my head and mutter WTF? Here are a few of the more laughable ones along with my reactions to each.
spanking games to play — Sure, but no cross-dressing!
the crud — Plenty of that here…
heeby jebby (sic) — No, but the jeebie variety occasionally…
Monica wisdom test — Well, Bill gave her a passing grade… and a cigar…
Charles Darwin and hair — Only his barber knew for sure…
bigass – Yep, guilty as charged. I am the king of bigass…
Rickshaw, TN — No, but I went to Memphis recently…
words for pulling hair out of frustration — How did they know?
do birds pee? — Not on my blog, they don’t!
do snakes pee? — Are we seeing a pattern here?
funny reason to go on a road trip – funny way to do a Google search…
trichotillomanic — It’s a hair-pulling experience…
asfidity — This whole subject stinks…
Sex & Women — Does Google know something about my blog that I don’t?
how do snakes shit? — The pattern resumes…
oneliners, rude — Yep, most of these were…
11 Comments so far
Someone found me recently when searching for ‘knicker fetishist’.
When someone googles “bigass heeby jebby spanking games to play,” that’ll be me.
Liz: Let’s hear more about the knickers.
Elsie: Woo Hooo…
that’s funny and I laugh over the ones that find mine also and wonder what Google was thinking to send them to me. Were they trying to get rid of them?
I have learned some things from it though. For instance Rainy Day woman. Before I did a blog, I didn’t know there were two songs about that which I thought was cool especially the CW version (didn’t quite get what Dylan’s version was all about). Another search that landed on my blog explained a Rainy Day Woman, in colloquial speak, is a woman that a man sets himself up with because she’s got some ‘bread’ and he needs a place to go when he gets low on it. The title of my blog brings in people on false pretenses
And somehow the Internet is supposed to facilitate communication and enlightenment for the masses? Seems like a long shot to me.
Um, here’s one from my keyword analysis: “dont stop give it give front back side to side just relax and enjoy the ride ok ok shorty lyrics.” What???!!? The whole “give it give front back side to side” has me totally confused.
MaryB: That’s an old maneuver, usually learned in the back seat of a ‘58 Chevy… You’re not that old, so maybe that’s where your confusion lies…
. . . or lays.
Okay. Y’all inspired me to go check my keywords.
I am not going to publish what I found there.
My Lord! The things I inspire!
I wish I’d noticed the search in Sitemeter; Awstats doesn’t tell me whether two different people were searching for “kidley undergarments”, or if one person came by twice. BTW, they got a category archive. The two words were in different posts.
Okay, I just got ‘what does healthy poo look like?’