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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes…

June 22nd, 2007 | Category: Laugh Out Loud, Realities

As the minister delivered the offertory prayer…

“Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “Without You, we are but dust …”

He would have continued, but, at that moment, one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change) leaned over to her grandfather and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “GRANDPAW, what is butt dust?”

Church was pretty much over at that point.

5 Comments so far

  1. Em June 22nd, 2007 9:01 pm

    LOL….very good!

  2. newscoma June 23rd, 2007 10:07 am

    Heh.
    I love that.

  3. Stu Savory June 23rd, 2007 1:40 pm

    And I always thought the sunday school hymn was asking Him to “save assholes” ;-)

  4. Maria June 23rd, 2007 8:25 pm

    LOL and remember the old hymn about “the cross-eyed bear”.

    I am back from NYC and catching up on everyone’s posts.

  5. Fiona June 25th, 2007 6:08 am

    Winston, that was a good one! lol.