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Neither Vertical Nor Horizontal…

This sunny Sunday morning I am niether vertical nor horizontal, but somewhat slantindicular. The last two days of fast-paced, heavy-duty work have taken a toll on mind and body. And, there is more to come. So I gave the finger to Morpheus and slept in (6:00 AM instead of the usual 5:00 AM), and have been sitting here for a couple of hours now, sipping coffee and staring at the screen, wondering who I am, and catching up on the mystical, intellectual spewings displayed on your pages. I thank all of you for your kind comments during my incarceration and for your continued donation of alms for my early release.

In the course of browsing and reading, I started itching (no not that old infection you’re undoubtedly thinking of) to scratch something in the sand to let you know I’m still alive. Alas, my mind is truly tabula rasa, even after several cups of the hot dark nectar and a stack of Roomie’s banana pancakes.

While visiting with Liz and observing her performing sensual acts with samphire, I followed a link to Clare, one of her commenters I had not seen before, discovered her struggle with writer’s block and this jewel from one of my favorite baudy barons of brambly banter:

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. — Oscar Wilde

I yield to the young lady from the UK and the gentleman from Ireland, and accept my mindless churning as a temporary condition that shall subside with proper application of rest, good food, and a nice wine or three.

5 Comments so far

  1. Jean August 12th, 2007 11:26 am

    hmmm… I’m going to try your recipe and see if it works for me too!

  2. Liz August 12th, 2007 11:55 am

    Banana pancakes, mmmmmmm.

    Comma-wise, I once thought I had an almost instinctive grasp of grammar and punctuation, but it’s slipping away at the moment. I can’t seem to work out when to use a comma and when to use a semi-colon.

  3. clare August 12th, 2007 1:45 pm

    Thanks for the link and for coming to visit. The writer’s block took a turn for the worse this morning, and I seem to have deleted rather a lot of words, but such is life. I shall get my thesis done, I shall!

    Unfortunately for that worthy cause, I have now found another blogger whom I will visit regularly - more procrastination material!

    Clare

  4. Kay Dennison August 12th, 2007 11:35 pm

    I can relate, Winston and your prescription is great!

  5. tamarika August 15th, 2007 6:59 am

    Winston, I adore the quote! Fabulous! Perfect! Describes me to a tee lately!