Double Pepperoni, Thin Crust…
I stumbled over this at both Kay’s and Tamarika’s. It is amazing how many of these silly little tests there are out there. Some are spot on, while others miss by a country mile. Same with the findings spelled out below — some are me, some are not me. Any guesses about which is which?
What Your Pizza Reveals |
 You have a hearty appetite. You are likely to complain if a restaurant has small portions.You are a very picky pizza eater. Not any pizza will do. You fit in best in the Northeast part of the US. You like food that’s traditional and well crafted. You aren’t impressed with “gourmet” foods. You are dependable, loyal, and conservative with your choices. You are unadventurous and boring. You should consider staying home when taking a vacation. The stereotype that best fits you is geek. You’re the type most likely to order pizza to avoid leaving your computer. |
13 Comments so far
Hmmmmmm . . . I’m not even going to hazard a guess. It said I was a geek, too.
Just because I have no life. lol Pepperoni, mushrooms, double cheese here.
My guesses:
1. No complaining from you, I think. And I’d guess a moderate appetite. But you’re always welcome here in the Northeast.
2. Yes and no. You like traditional foods, but I’d bet you like gourmet foods as well.
3. Yes — dependable and loyal. Conservative — yes, but not so much.
4. Nooooooo.
5. Yessssss.
And it said I was a geek, too. And I never eat at the computer.
I’m going to agree with Aphrodite. I’d welcome you to the Northeast, too.
I would not dream of hazarding a guess! I am going to hold still and hope you tell us! Smiles.
New York pizza! That’s for me!
“You have many conflicting and complementary layers to your personality. You should consider traveling to Australia.”
It also said I’d be more welcome out west… hmmm.
Hearty, yes, picky, no. Traditional, dependable, yes, boring, no. Not a dedicated geek.
Mine said I am a hippy who is likely to clear other people’s scraps as well as my own!
I can’t be bothered with silly “tests.” When did the world start filling up with these things. Do people really think they can find things out about themselves from somebody else?!?! Only you know you, be yourself.
Om.
A couple of you were quite close with your guesses, which means my disguise and cover-up need work… So here we go point-by-point:
Actually have relatively small appetite and have never complained about portion sizes one way or another. However, I do think it ridiculous that most restaurants these days give you more than a family of four can or should eat.
Picky pizza eater? No. I know what I like and prefer, but will eat damn near any kind of pizza. When I lived in Iowa I even tried the sauerkraut and Canadian bacon pizza from that strange uppa mid-west chain… what was the name… Happy Joe’s? Or something like that. I did balk at the PBJ pizza…
NE U.S.? Depends on how far north and how far east and the time of year.
Traditional and well-crafted. Check. But I also like so-called “gourmet” food from time to time.
Dependable and loyal are my middle names. Conservative? Definitely on some things, absolutely not on others.
Unadventurous and boring are my middle names. I do vacation at home.
Geek is my middle name. But I don’t eat at computer. I have serviced too many that had soup or grape soda dumped on keyboard or globs of ketchup dried on the mouse. I drink coffee, water, tea, or adult beverages (when done with work) and may eat something clean. Like M&Ms.
So, there you have it. And oh, while I was doing this, a new comment came in from Gerry Rosser, to whom I say: Anyone who reads this blog is intelligent enough to know that those tests are silly, stupid, ridiculous wastes of time. And occasionally will make for some humorous blog fodder. Sometimes one will bring a smile to my face. And I need to smile occasionally. So, Gerry, please lighten up a bit…
[...] Being of hollow mind, shallow soul, and lazy arse, I choose to repeat my wrap-up comment on the previous post for those who may be lazy enough (like me) to backtrack and read it. ‘Twould be a pity for my patrons to miss the opportunity to bask in these glorious words. Did I mention that I am lazy? So without further ado, here are my responses to the silly pizza quiz… [...]
Well, Gerry Rosser, I think these tests are great. Especially the one I took recently (What Colour Crayon Are You). It was VERY accurate. It told me I was an icon and that people envied, idolised and copied me.
Tee hee!
I like these tests and they are fun to take when they ask like 4 or 5 questions and whether they actually can tell us something about ourselves that we don’t know, the results for me were pretty accurate for who I am– who would’ve thunk it. I will post my results and the test on my blog when I get past the Eastern Oregon series I am doing. Everything in life doesn’t have to be serious!
Poor Gerry. He needs a big helping of pizza I think.