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Breaking News: Mutant Pecker Rumored…

In a comment to my previous post about Mutant Tits in Wales, frequent visitor Elsie said she was going to post about the mutant wood pecker lurking around [her] yard just to see if [I would] give him equal time. Well, boys and girls, you all know that ol’ Winston is deep into equal time, always striving to be fair. And something as perversely weird as a mutant pecker is not likely to be ignored by this observer of life.

Elsie’s comment had a sort of tongue-in-cheek, sassy challenge kind of tone to it, so I decided to get ahead of the curve by mentioning that this feature story is coming, even before it opens in a theater near you. So, how is that for a jump-start on the equality thang, Elsie?

[UPDATE: Just "fixed" the non-existent link that wasn't there and therefore didn't work. Sorry, Elsie. Forgive me? 10/19/07, 7:45 PM CDT]

2 Comments so far

  1. GoingLikeSixty October 19th, 2007 1:42 pm

    Thanks for the heads up. I will have to think about whether I will post about her topic. After all, the bird is a Tit. Is there a bird known only as a Pecker.
    She should write about cocks.

  2. Jean October 20th, 2007 9:30 pm

    Thanks for fixing the link, Winston.
    That’s some interesting woodpeckerage there! :)