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Is God A Registered Voter?

On Tuesday, Tom Miller, the dumbass incumbent Mayor of Franklin, TN, was stunningly defeated by longtime school board chairman John Shroer, who received 63% of the vote. Miller got only 35%, losing by almost a 2-to-1 margin.

After the resounding defeat, Miller was reported to have said, “All this means is that God doesn’t want me to be mayor.” Would someone tell this fool that God doesn’t vote in Franklin — it’s the people — the voters — who don’t want him to be mayor.

4 Comments so far

  1. Ingineer October 25th, 2007 1:05 pm

    The arrogance of politicians whether local, state or national never ceases to amaze me. It could not possibly have been something this guy did. It is Gods fault he lost the election in a landslide.

  2. Joy October 25th, 2007 2:30 pm

    I guess God just didn’t have the time to go ‘humpin’ for votes for poor Mr. Miller, huh? Maybe he had other things on his mind….fires, floods, viruses and such.

  3. Rain October 25th, 2007 8:50 pm

    I find it hard to believe when I hear people say that kind of thing regardless of whether it’s politicians or not. I guess it gives them comfort to say it.

  4. jackie October 30th, 2007 7:41 pm

    wish to hell people would leave God alone and out of elections…it’s bad enough that Christians can’t keep up with their God in the first place as everyone keeps asking me if I’ve found Jesus..jeez..can’t they keep tabs on him…hell I didn’t know it was my turn to watch him..