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December 28th, 2007 | Category: Laugh Out Loud, Whatever

Heh… I saw this over at Dustbury and thought I would help Chaz get the word out…

One improvement would be a padded shoulder strap so you could just sling it up and keep your hands free for torturing other small domestic pests. And maybe a Velcro strap for lashing down the tail. Chaz pointed out that it may not work for ferrets. I would add the caveat to use extreme caution if trying to secure your pet python with the Cat Carrier — it probably ain’t gonna work — and the snake is gonna get mightily pissed.

9 Comments so far

  1. jackie December 28th, 2007 7:38 pm

    hmm, wonder if they build those to fit ex-husbands?

  2. Winston December 28th, 2007 8:22 pm

    Jackie, as an ex-husband 3 times removed, I have only one thing to say: Shut yo mouf, girl…

  3. Bonnie December 28th, 2007 10:30 pm

    I was thinking more along the lines of political candidates rather than ex-husbands.

  4. twomartini December 28th, 2007 10:30 pm

    P.E.T.A. is on to you!

  5. twomartini December 28th, 2007 11:16 pm

    Winston,

    Can you turn this one off? It gives me the heebee jeebees. Especially when they talk about ex-husbands.

  6. Jean December 29th, 2007 10:45 am

    Damn. That’s just… wrong.

  7. RedNeck December 29th, 2007 10:59 am

    Man, you couldn’t post that ‘fore Christmas? Hell, I’d a bought one.

  8. Rain December 29th, 2007 11:43 am

    I don’t envy the person trying to get the cat into that thing. The scars would not be pretty!

  9. Kay Dennison December 29th, 2007 11:57 pm

    Ex-hubbies . . . politicians . . . ain’t none of ‘em worth that much effort! I say let ‘em run!!!! LOL