- My favorite pastime is football, both college and pro. I am so tired of muttering “Maybe next year…” before the seasons have gotten off to a full start…
- If god had intended us to put lettuce on sandwiches, he woulda made it flatter.
- Aging is so kind to us. We become physically unable to do the things we enjoy most, but before we hurt or grieve too much over the loss, our memories of those joys fade.
- It is so unfortunate that we allow an artificial, often arbitrary, man-made pair of boxes we call Democrat and Republican, become such divisive mechanisms that turn us against one another and define who and what we are as individuals and as a people.
- Why do so many people retire and then die within a short time? I think I’ll just keep working till I drop.
- Why would anyone voluntarily jump from a bridge or tower, attached by a long rubber band known as a bungee cord? This insane practice is nothing but suicide practice.
Winston, what is this sad pondering? (Like I am one to question???)
Jean, thanks for shaking me awake. These were accumulated over a period of time as they came to me and I didn’t realize, until you pointed it out, that I do have a list of dark lamentations. I don’t think I’m in a blue funk, but will examine that possibility while I am prepping my bungee cord for the next practice. Heh…
No, Winston! No bungee cords!!
(you goof. glad you’re ok.)
I loved this!
1. I am an Ohio State fan and a fan of the Cleveland pro sports teams si I really understand and feel your pain.
2. I like lettuce on my sandwiches.
3. Unfortunately, I remember all the biggies that I lost (and they really were biggies and that blog cometh in coming months). sigh
4. I refuse to associate myself with either of those groups. I am an independent Constitutionalist.
5. I’m gonna bop ’til I drop.
6. If at first you don’t succeed . . . then bungee jumping isn’t for you. As to my trying it, I suffer acrophobia.
1. Pro football is boring. College football is fun (Gators, Hurricanes).
2. I do not like lettuce on sandwiches. Lettuce goes in salads. Period.
3. Ah, I cannot forget those old pleasures.
4. To misquote Yakov Smirnoff: “In USA you go to party, in Soviet Union, Party come to you.”
5. Work? Work! F**k work.
6. I don’t jump off bridges for jollies. Hell, I won’t get on amusement park rides.
no spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend,mate…can break your heart like your favorite football team…trust me..this I know…