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Blog Nirvana, Here I Come…

My good friend, JohnB, over at Blog Meridian has divulged a trick of the trade guaranteed to send the traffic at any site right out the roof. According to JohnB, and he is never wrong, at least not that I’m aware of, all one has to do to achieve rock star status is to post this graphic image anywhere on the site. So here it is for all who will dare to come and feast their eyes upon it. I thank JohnB in advance for helping me realize my rightful place among the stellar celebrities of the blogosphere. As for the rest of you, it’s been real, but my true calling awaits as I say adieu to you traffic-bound gnarlies.

macgyver Oh, I think my text was also supposed to include a reference to MacGyver. Just to make sure, I’ll also liberally sprinkle MacGyver in the tags and hyperlink. And maybe a couple more in the text. Angus, me laddie, do your magic…

MacGyver.

MacGyver.

There, that should do it. Bye bye, suckers…

10 Comments so far

  1. William "Papa" Meloney March 31st, 2008 4:41 am

    Shhhhhh… don’t tell anyone…else.

  2. Joan of Argghh! March 31st, 2008 5:08 am

    I dunno. I’ve had scary success with a picture of a hyena on a leash and the words, “pit bull.”

    And now folks are googling for pictures of t-shirts with, “g-d damn america” on them.

    skeery stuff.

  3. Eric March 31st, 2008 6:02 am

    …. wait….. I’m lost…. what WOULD MacGyver do?….

  4. gerry rosser March 31st, 2008 7:06 am

    I always thought McGyver was an execrable piece of crap TV show, but one aspect of it has become part of our household lore. When watching other shows, we sometimes jokingly say things a character should do, like get a paper clip and some chewing gum and whatever, and blow the place up. So the “what would McGyver do” thing hit my funny bone.

    How’s the traffic?

  5. Rain March 31st, 2008 8:41 am

    that’s funny and who knows with the search engine topics that do draw in people for years, maybe they are right :) *trying to think how I can clandestinely work that into one of my topics*.

  6. Joy March 31st, 2008 10:45 am

    Hmmmm, McGyver’s got that kind of pull, huh? Never watched him myself. Who would have guessed? Now, how can I make him work for me without looking like I’m on some kind of bad trip? Thanks Winson.

  7. Liz March 31st, 2008 11:44 am

    Who is Mcgyver?

  8. John B. April 1st, 2008 6:14 am

    So . . .
    How goes it?

  9. Stu Savory April 1st, 2008 1:16 pm

    MacGyver would take the empty roll off the holder,
    carefully unwind the cardboard spiral,
    wipe his ass thoroughly on one side,
    then roll up the spiral again with the shit on the inside,
    and replace it on the wire ready for the next user :-)

    It’s the next-but-one inventive user that I’m worried about ;-)

  10. joared April 1st, 2008 4:32 pm

    I never watched that show, but worked with a nurse who said she was the assigned med person on it. Whatever happened to MacGyver?