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Calling All Linguists: What Did Jerry Say?

If two negatives make a positive, how many positives does it take to make a negative? Or how many conditional statements make one definitive declaration?

A Tennessean story by Staff Writer and NFL/Titans beat writer Jim Wyatt about the on-again / off-again, almost there / widely separated negotiations for future services of suspended Titans bad boy Adam “Pacman” Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, was quoted as saying something to the effect of…

I can say with a high degree of certainty that this thing probably may or may not come about.

How do you spell doublespeak? How about posturing?

Jerry Jones’ actual words and the full article can be found here.

9 Comments so far

  1. gerry rosser April 19th, 2008 6:02 am

    Jerry Jones is one of the least interesting people the press pays undue attention to.

  2. Bonnie April 19th, 2008 1:14 pm

    From Tom Landry, the man we loved, to Jerry Jones, the man we love to hate. Isn’t that what modern media is all about…negative attention is better than good deeds?

  3. keeskennis April 19th, 2008 4:06 pm

    “How many positives does it take to make a negative?”
    Three.
    A denial from the left/right wing times two answers.

  4. Angry African April 19th, 2008 8:31 pm

    I know without any doubt that I have no clue what he is saying most of the time.

  5. May April 20th, 2008 2:07 pm

    No matter how many positives you take, they’ll never make a negative (number).

  6. twomartini April 20th, 2008 7:09 pm

    May,

    You are the only person who is correct. No number of positives can make a negative. It’s mathematically impossible.

  7. Liz April 21st, 2008 3:46 pm

    I think you can definitely say that it’s almost impossible or at least unlikely for his statement to be disproved.

  8. John B. April 23rd, 2008 5:36 am

    Jerry Jones.
    Pacman Jones.
    Burnin’ up the lines
    Of bondsmen’s phones.

    First of all, Bonnie is right: the descent from Landry and Schramm to Jones and Jimmy Johnson? Barry Switzer??? those first few years was a hard, hard thing to watch. (Full disclosure: I still have a shrine to Roger Staubach.) And Jones’ attraction to bad boys and loud-mouths would have an explanation if he were a woman cruising the bars; as the owner of a football team, though . . .

    At least one could laugh at Bud Adams (the Oilers’ owner (does he still own the Titans?), an 80-year-old man still dyeing his hair red and far far more money than sense. Jones knows he knows exactly what he’s doing, and that’s the unnerving part. He’s a walking tautology.

  9. Ole Phat Stu April 23rd, 2008 12:25 pm

    Here in Germany, we have a word “doch” which means either ‘certainly’ or else ‘certainly not!’ depending on context. Beat that!