- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you haven’t tried before.
- There is no evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- Junk is stuff you keep for years and throw away the week before you need it.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Blessed are they who laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
Very funny stuff! Happy to be back reading your stuff again!
“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.”
That’s so true. There’s tons of people I know who go to church who pretend to be so Christian, but they’re really immoral
I would love to be able to laugh at these, but they are so profoundly true as to bring tears to my eyes.
No doubt about it, and even though I look exactly like my passport photo, I am blessed.
These are priceless….and so painfully true. Winston…you are a joy.
All so true. Number 7: do I need a holiday?! And number 10, why does that always happen?
As for number three, I’m trying to apply that to the prez election. The shudder goes all the way up AND down my spine.
No. 10, definately recognise that one. No 6 laughing in recognition. No. 9, we all knew that, didn’t we? No 2. Sorry to harp on but that was proved when Dubaya got elected the second time around, for sure. Good stuff Winston.