Sexual Encounter From 25 Feet…
That subject line should increase traffic hereabouts. I’ll keep you posted. But the real reason for this post is to pass along a bit of vital information that I learned last week.
Like all of you, my email Inbox is rife with unwanted spam messages trying to interest me in everything from V1ag.r.a, spelled in a variety of creative ways, to mail order drugs from Guatemala at pennies on the dollar compared to US prescription costs, death benefit and burial insurance on my puppy, every kind of get rich scam you can think of, mortgage and debt consolidation, and of course, the gazillion different ways to grab my hard earned dollars for penis enhancement. [My mama-in-law has actually replied to some of those, to let those poor misinformed people know that she is a female and does not have a penis that needs enhancing. Heh...]
Also, like many of you, I take precautions to keep the buggers out of my Inbox, using a variety of filters at the mail server level and on computers running my favored mail client, Thunderbird. But those spam bastards are clever, always coming up with new ways to get through, by, under, over, or around any defenses put in their path. As if finding ever new ways to bug the living shit out of me will finally make me break down and click the link and reveal my credit card number to them so they can sign me up for the best opportunity in decades to grab some beach-front property on a little known but fast developing resort island in the Caribbean. As if… Right…
Occasionally one of those rogue messages does land in my Inbox where I can blow it away or dissect it to my heart’s content. I just love to see the little buggers squirm and squeal when scalpel is applied to their soft tissues. So last week I had retreived my mail and was scanning over it when this subject line caught my eye:
Average Gain is 302 Inches!!!
On closer examination… you guessed it… it turned out to be a penis enhancement scam. But 302 inches? That’s over 25 feet! I wonder if they supply a hose reel that straps around your waist…
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If you really want email try selling a car on e-Bay. You will get offers from Saudi Arabia to buy your car for the price you are asking. They tell you a deal on another car fell through because they found out the other car had been wrecked so they want to buy your car and their shipper already has a check for $5,000 more than you are asking for your car. So if you send them the $5,000 they will buy your car.
This happened to me no less than 5 times.
I finally responded to their emails and told them to send me cash in a cardboard box and the car was theirs. Never heard from them again.
This may sound stupid but I know someone who actually fell for it.
BTW, where is Guatelama?
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Scary!!! Sounds like Pinnochio Penis to me. Hey, maybe I’m onto something. Women could know who the liars are just by looking. And…most men could just dump the little blue pills.
I received an offer to have many dollars transferred into my bank account as a long lost next of kin from Bank of Africa Abidjan, Cote D’IVoire (where is THAT?). I forwarded it to spam@uce.gov since it was obviously fraudulent. I never heard from the uce.gov folks, but maybe they received 472 of the same on that day. The guy called himself Dr. and couldn’t write the English language very well. He just needed my bank account number and home telephone. Hmmmm. There are a lot of ‘em out there.
25 feet, huh? It has to be inflatable.
Cote D’Ivoire is the Ivory Coast.
I noticed one yesterday: caress her womb with your tool. You have to laugh at their ingenuity sometimes.
And to think I used to be impressed by the so-called “foot-long” hot dog.